Bankruptcy Humor

Quotes:

Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears. – Robert W. Sarnoff (Chairman of RCA, 1918-97).

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem. – John Paul Getty

My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.  – John Paul Getty

A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones

October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. – Mark Twain
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. – Henny Youngman

Websites/Blogs

Bankruptcy Bill – blog with cartoons, stories and haiku

Jonathan’s Haiku

341 horror

angry trustee glares

I forgot and wore my rolex

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discharge in March

grandpa hang on

at least until September

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2004 exam

the u.s. trustee

needs a better hobby

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motion for relief denied

cynical judge scoffs

lottery ticket strategy in trouble